Tuesday, April 7, 2009

for the freedom and equality of all bukkits everywhere

Oh my good gracious. This was, without a doubt, the highlight of my entire life as of yet.

Stranger: i am back!
with offerinngs
You: om nom nom
Stranger: yes nom nom
Stranger: it is in the form of a bucket!
You: I HAS A BUKKIT?!
Stranger: NUUU THEY BE TAKINN MI BUKKIT
You: WATS DAT U SAY? THEY STOLE TEH BUKKIT?!
Stranger: THEY STOLE DA SPESHIL BUKKIT
GO FORTHH AND RETRIEVE IT
You: I HAZ A MAGICAL BUKKIT RETRIEVING SAXAPHONE
You: *PLAZE SMOOTH JAZZ RIFF*
Stranger: PLAY THAT SWEET MELODY
You: SHAZAM!
Stranger: I TINK ITSA WORKINN
You: *DOES A JIG WHILST PLAYING HAWTNESS*
Stranger: TIS TEH WRONG BUKKIT
You: THEY CANNOT RESIST MY ENCHANTING POWARS
You: CRAP
You: OH NOEZ. HERE COME ALL TEH BUKKITS
Stranger: TAKE COVERRRR
You: I AM LIKE TEH PIED PIPER OF BUKKITDOM
You: I SHALL LEAD THEM TO FREEDOMZ
You: HUZZAH AND HOORAY
You: *MARCH MARCH MARCH* *SAXOPHONE PLAY* *BUKKIT GET*
Stranger: FREE TEH BUKKITS FRUM TEH RULE OF KING SASSOFRASS
Stranger: BE FREE BUKKITS B FREEEEE
You: *PRANCE PRANCE* HURRAH! TEH BUKKITS B FREEEEE
Stranger: look at them flying away
they grow up so fast
You: job well done, team. job well done.
You: *sniff*
You: they are so beautiful. off they go
Stranger: its okay soldier
there will be many more
Stranger: look at that beautiful brown one over there
so majestic and free
You: frolicking in the meadow. he's so happy.
You: THIS TYRRANY HAS GONE ON TOO LONG
Stranger: he is
and look he found a mate
You: THE BUKKITS. they deserve more.
Stranger: have you gone mad?!?!?!?!
Stranger: what more can we give to them that we already have not?
You: centuries of oppression and injustice. NO MORE, I say!
You: No more!
Stranger: NO MORE! NO MORE!
let this be heard in the streets of rome
You: We have done good with these bukkits. but we must reach out to ALL bukkits everywhere.
Stranger: alright
lets begin our descent
Stranger: we shall free all the bukkits of the world
big and small
You: ALL BUKKITS. equal opportunity.
You: life, liberty, pursuit of happiness.
You: all bukkits are created equal.
Stranger: no. no happiness
bukkits do not feel they only wish
You: *sigh* one day. one day.
Stranger: in good time
You: their wishes, their dreams, they will be fully realized.
Stranger: they will
we must write a book and then people will listen
You: we must show them the error of their ways. they are blind to the truth.
You: years and years of bukkit prejudice, we must break this down. it will take time.
Stranger: and deaf to injustice
Stranger: it will
but we shall gather a force of 300! and reign terror on them
You: violence is not the answer!
You: violence, war, is for the barbaric.
You: peace is our mantra.
Stranger: okay we will march our 300! and have a picnic on the lawn of injustice
You: we will dine in the fields of oppression. feast in the meadows of malfeasance
Stranger: and sip tea in the trees of racism
You: o glorious day!
Stranger: it will. there will be ballads and odes sung about this day!
You: t'will be immortalized in song and dance! for ALL generations, lest they forget the valiant struggles their forefathers endured
You: endured so that THEY may be free
Stranger: those bukkits will be grateful
lest i shall have to reign down on them and enslave them myself. what i have given them can be taken away
with! the flick of a wrist
You: they dare not offend us!
Stranger: they dare not!
in seven quick flicks i can end any said bukkits life
You: well, alas! I must away to morrow next
Stranger: well be true to your bukkit lore and you will be rewarded
Stranger: farewell my friend
until we meet again
You: as shall you, dear friend, as shall you
You: adieu!
You have disconnected.

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3 comments:

  1. valerie, i say this in a way that only someone who knows you on twitter/dailybooth/blogtv/youtube/your blog can: I FRIGGIN' LOVE YOU!
    the epicness... i have no words... i am humbled and bow in reverence to the epicness of this exchange. *kneels and bows head*

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  2. :D nothing like complete anonymity to unleash unbridled insanity

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  3. *BUKKIT GET*
    That was amazing! Much better than XOXO GOSSIP GIRL.

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