Saturday, August 30, 2008

:sadface:

Friend:
i think he has more of a chance know

Me:
hi
who? mccain?
i don't think so.
she has virtually NO experience

Friend:
she has more expieriance than oboma

Me:
and was just chosen to counteract his age

Friend:
no that is not why she was chosen

Me:
and to get the vote of all the dems that are angry hilary supporters

Friend:
she is pro abortion and for the oil in alaska

Me:
it's a very shallow move
it's all theatrics now.
like a circus
they're just doing what they think will appeal to the most people

Friend:
she was govornor of alaska and did a lot there
i think she will be an amazing vice president

Me:
yeah, i think she's a good person
but mccain will never win now
she doesn't have enough experince
she was only in her first term as governor

Friend:
i hope he does we will lose our freedom of religion if oboma wins and oboma has 10 times less experience than her
but she has done so much

Me:
yeah i agree
but she's only been governor for 2 years
she has more experience *leading*
but not overall political experience

Friend:

that is two years more than oboma

Me:
i support her and mccain and stuff, bu i just don't think he has a real chance of being elected now

Friend:
and all them people voting for obama so that we have the first black president he still wont be the first black president oboma is not black he is arab they are stupid

Me:
he is black haha

Friend:
no he is not ok he is 5% black i am more black than he is
he said that the other day
he is Aarab

Me:
his mother is white and his biological father is black, from kenya

Friend:
but he is not black his father is not completally black either

Me:
With a white mother from Kansas and a black father from Kenya, Obama is the nation's first biracial candidate for president.

Friend:

biratial but not black

Me:
so is he white then?
and why does his skin color even batter?
matter?

oh also, i have a cool/informative video about sarah palin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSBgH_wf5bc

Friend:
cool i will watch it

they keep saying that she cannot lead the war in iraq cause she has no expierienc and well mccain has a lot or something and that won't matter as long as mc cain is alive well obamas vice president cannot do anything wonderful unless obama is dead lol

Me:
yeah wwell mccain looks pretty sickly hahah
and vp's supposed to help advise the pres and any vp should be able to take over the president's position at a moment's notice

Friend:
i think she will be fine mcCain will teach her i think she is pretty amaizing as it is
and she would be the first woman vp i think if she gets in she might end up as our first woman president even if he doisn't die

Friday, August 29, 2008

Put em in a body bag!

I made John Green laugh today. That is all.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

VOTE 4 DALLAS

o hai

Friday, August 15, 2008

bam bam kaboosh

Sesame Street was just on tv, and I was watching something on youtube, and I heard "I'm a little airplane, neeeoww, I'm a little airplane neeeow neeeow" and I was all excited, cause I thought it was Mr. Linnell. But it wasn't. I think Linnell's version is a little too creepy for PBS.


Shay and Brent! And a wheelchair. In an airport."Wheelchair and glasses. You're going to beat up a guy in a wheelchair AND glasses. This is hilarious."

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Hold up; wait a minute, put a little love in it.

I've been on blogtv pretty much constantly the last three or four days. And there's been one show or another that's caused me to forgo sleep and to watch/talk until morning.

This past night it was RyRy158's room - a bunch of his friends were there, namely Bracken and Adam who are both awesome people. We talked about The Office and Stephen Colbert and grammar and stuff. And did a madlib! That was based on a dream Bracken had.
mad lib - Broadcast your self LIVE

The night before that, all the youtube people were in Toronto in a hotel room congregating, and four or five of them were broadcasting and it was crazy and loud and interesting.And then the night before that, Charles Trippy went live really late because he was anxious about flying and nervous or something like that. And we helped him better pack/organize his suitcase. And we found this toy for him that he'd always wanted. Hit Stix. Found an ebay auction, and he bid. And he said that if he won, he'd recreate the very 80s commercial. And he did win the auction. So I'm very excited to see that video. He also talked for three or four hours about all kinds of music and played us stuff from his library and discussed the evolution of bands and etc. He's got really extensive and awesome musical taste. Also, earlier that day, he did prank calls, and in one of them, he called a random Guitar Center and asked if they had the Pick of Destiny. And he kept going on and on and it was amazing and hilarious.

And then the night before that, I think it was, I stayed up and did stuff in itsBrent's room. He has a short movie thing in a competition and that was the last day of voting, so people stayed up to vote and then did in the morning some too. And his won. So that was cool.
Dis Brent:

Man of 1000 Voices - Broadcast your self LIVE
He cracks me up.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Shaytard Rebellionites ftw.

I forgot to watch Rainn on Ferguson. Oh well. Instead I watched the blogtv Insomniac Ironman 2008. It was amazing. One of the most entertaining things I've seen in my entire life. Shaycarl is a beast. Shay, charlestrippy, sxephil, davedays, and itsbrent had a competition to see who could stay awake the longest. They started at 5pm est on Friday. Brent quit at 11:30am on Saturday morning because Phil bribed him. Then Phil dropped out at 1pm. Davedays quit at 5pm, right at 24 hours. And then Shay and Charles stayed all of Saturday and into Sunday. And then Charles fell asleep on camera at 7:11 on Sunday morning. It was all extremely epic. I think I watched from 5-ish on Friday until 2am on Sunday, but I slept two hours somewhere in there. Shay benchpressed fire on two separate occasions and did peanut butter bowling and skied in his living room in his underwear. Phil showered with his clothes on. Trippy waxed smpfilms Cory's chest and armpits with duct tape and shaved his mustache and showered with shorty shorts. Brent was just awesome all over; he is now my new favorite youtube person. Dave was extremely boring. He did do back flips once though. Okay bye.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Messed up my face when we fell of the sofa, I injured my hair when we fell from the plane.

Rainn Wilson is going to be on Ferguson tonight. This is very wonderful. But I have to do my last week's worth of English work, plus revise my essay. And there's this big contest marathon thing on blogtv between davedays and charlestrippy and sxephil and shaycarl and itsbrent. So I may watch that. But all of them are kind of boring. So I don't know. I also really need to watch the Man vs Wild dvd I got from the library which is due tomorrow. I love Bear! I miss having cable.

Hello. I don't have much to say. But if you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true.

I was playing 20Q, and I was thinking of Rainn Wilson. These were its guesses: Jeff Foxworthy Weird Al Jerry Seinfeld Ryan Stiles Bob Saget lol EDIT: Random youtube comment. Worst. Logic (or something). Ever: "and if you hate this generation then whats the point of living in it,, ever thought bout that??" Are you recommending suicide or a time machine??

We had some Ruby Tuesday guacamole and then we bought two ukuleles, guacamole ukulele song.

Stolen from JOHN GREEN. 37 Odd Things About Me 1. Do you like blue cheese? I think this is one of those foods that I tried once when I was five and have such horrible residual feelings for that I've never eaten it since. 2. Have you ever smoked? No. Nonononono. Heck no. 3. Do you own a gun? No. 4. What flavor Kool Aid was your favorite? Don't like Kool Aid. But I like John's answer: Does Kool-Aid come in flavors? I thought it only came in colors. Red. 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Yeah, but just because they're really rare occurrences. I hardly ever go to the doctor. But I love the dentist and the orthodontist. Tis fun to go there. 6. What do you think of hot dogs? I like them. But I only eat them with ketchup and American cheese. I think they are a ticket on the express train to profound gastrointestinal distress. Haha. I'm going to end up leaving half of John's answers on here. They're so great. I love that guy. 7. Favorite Christmas movie? Christmas movies in general are pretty horrible. But I adore Elf. 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Usually milk. Skim milk. 9. Can you do push ups? I don't think so. 10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? The only things I wear are my class ring and another silver-ish ring that the Jostens guy gave everybody with their ring orders. It's horribly disfigured and definitely not a circle. 11. Favorite hobby? I don't know the difference between interests and hobbies and activities. I like to burn things with magnifying glasses. That is very fun and fulfilling. 12. Do you have A.D.D.? No. I thought it said a PhD. In HORRIBLENESS. 13. Do you wear glasses/contacts? Yes, I have glasses. Um, sometimes I feel like this survey doesn't know me at all. 14. Middle name? Lynn. Oh great, and now the survey is trying to steal my identity. I'm onto you survey! Next you'll want to know my social security number and the name of my favorite childhood pet! O plz. John's middle name is Michael. Everybody knows that! In the about the author section of AAoK, he says his name anagrams to "rejig, ole henchman." No, I am not a stalker, neither am I obsessed. 15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment? What I am thinking, I can't think of anything that I am thinking, I smell vanilla. 16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Milk, water, and juice. 17. Current worry? Must revise English 161 paper. Was supposed to be due two weeks after teacher emailed it back with corrections, but he did that Tuesday, and the class is over Friday, so that's when it's due. Midnight on Friday. 18. Current hate right now? Analyzing stuff. I don't care want to think about the deeper meaning of the community of Nerdfighters and underlying characteristics and values and insight and significances and analyticalness. Which is what my essay is about. Malaria. What is your problem, malaria? Go away already. 19. Favorite place to be? Lakeside, Ohio. So beautiful and amazing and wonderful and mostly car-free. 20. How did you bring in the new year? At my aunt's house with a ton of my cousins, some of whom live in Kansas and I don't see very much. It was fun. We played Duck Hunt on NES. But it stopped working every five minutes which was enjoyable. 21. Where would you like to go? England. 22. Name three people who will complete this? No one. Well, definitely J. D. Salinger. Probably also noted meme-lover John McCain. And maybe my brother. 23. Do you own slippers? Yes. But I have never worn them. I don't even know where they are. 24. What shirt are you wearing? "3 on 3 and Final Four Bash March 31-April 1, 2006 FBC Youth Ministries" 25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? No. I had them once for about a month, and I always snagged my nails on them. And I hated the texture. Ick. 26. Can you whistle? I used to be able to, but ever since I got braces in 5th grade, I can't. I don't even have braces any more; I can only make feeble half-squeaks. 27. Favorite color? Jalapeno Jelly. I agree with John. I want a room in my future house to look like his office. With the square black bookcases and such. 28. Would you be a pirate? No. Pirates are gross and utterly unappealing. I really value my teeth, and I hate scurvy, and I'm also generally opposed to lawlessness, so I think probably not. I would be a ninja, though. 29. What songs do you sing in the shower? I don't really sing in the shower. I have been attempting to sing "On the Rise", but I don't know all the words, so I just mumble. 30. Favorite Girl's Name? Katelynn I suppose. I don't have any favorite girls name, but I like a bunch of guys names. Fletcher, Westin, Graham, Ryan, John, etc. A disproportionate amount of awesome people have the name Jo(h)n. Flansburgh, Linnell, Stewart, Hodgman, Lethem, Coulton, Green. 31. Favorite boy's name? I already said. Miles is a good name too. Miles. I already used all my favorite boy names in books. 32. What's in your pocket right now? Nothing. 33. Last thing that made you laugh? A really old post in that had a Jib Jab video in which Hank and John were doing some kind of hoedown, and Hank was the girl. 34. What vehicle do you drive? I hate driving. I hate cars. No thank you. 35. Worst injury you've ever had? I've never hurt myself really badly. Although one time I may have gotten a concussion from getting kneed in the eye socket really hard. I vehemently denied it at the time, but I think I was just so out of it that I didn't think there was anything wrong. 36. Do you love where you live? It's fine. I like the snow, when it stays snow and not slushy mud crap. 37. How many TVs do you have in your house? Two in the house and one in the garage. Oh, my God. I just counted them. THREE! THREE! That's terrible. (But one is only used for Wii.) That's a stupid question to end on. Alrighty. Bleh. I still haven't watched The Colbert Report. I should.

My name is Alex Day, and I am not gay. I'm just in love. With a dude called Charlesburg.

Ugh... I've exceeded the limit for entry tags again. Must go remove tags such as horseradish, nutmeg, coliseum, eclair, and Alberto Gonzales. And then I will watch TDS and TCR. I want to hear the Southern accent. Yes I do. Southern accent! How 'bout you? I am an idiot. And then I will probably earn my $.15/question. By mostly answering "who r u?" "is frank gay?" "how do u have sex?" and the even worse "if i invested $100 in barbies when they were first made how much would i have now?" It's fun though. Somewhat. I find myself almost writing "Thanks for using ChaCha!" at the end of my texts or IMs. Dis not good.