Friday, December 26, 2008

...I do this sometimes

valb3322:NOT TO PUT TOO FINE A POINT ON IT
valb3322:SAY I'M THE ONLY BEE IN YOUR BONNET
valb3322:I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL BONNET
valb3322:I THINK THAT'S RIGHT
valb3322:BUT I'M NOT SURE
valb3322:WHO CAN BE SURE, REALLY?
valb3322:WHO ARE WE TO BE SURE
valb3322:?
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:i am
valb3322:WE ARE HUMAN
valb3322:INFERIOR
valb3322:FALLIBLE
valb3322:FINITE
valb3322:AND DUMB
valb3322:SO
valb3322:YEAH
valb3322:TYPING IN CAPSLOCK IS SO SATISFYING
valb3322:FEELS GOOD
valb3322:MMMHMMM
valb3322:OHH YEAH
valb3322:THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
valb3322:I THINK THIS IS GOING TO END UP IN MY BLOG
valb3322:BECAUSE
valb3322:I AM SAYING STUPID THINGS
valb3322:AND ALSO BECAUSE I HAVE NOT POSTED IN THERE FOR A LONG TIME
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:you know
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:im not reading
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:what you say
valb3322:AND THE LAST ENTRY THAT I DID POST WAS ONE SENTENCE
valb3322:NOT EVEN A SENTENCE
valb3322:JUST A FRAGMENT
valb3322:FRAGMENTS.
valb3322:THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL THINGS.
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:that in itself is a fragment
valb3322:AREN'T THEY?
valb3322:YEAH,
valb3322:LIFE IS A FRAGMENT
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:lol
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:deep man
valb3322:OF A LARGER WHOLE
valb3322:A PIECE
valb3322:OF
valb3322:UH
valb3322:PIE
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:whatd you eat?
valb3322:BUT MORE PRETTY
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:oh>?
valb3322:IN THE IDEA OF IT
valb3322:I MEAN
valb3322:MORE PHILOSOPHICAL THAN PIE
valb3322:BUT, LIKE, THE SAME IDEA
valb3322:YOU KNOW?
valb3322:I AM REALLY AMUSING MYSELF RIGHT NOW
valb3322:CAN YOU TELL?
valb3322:WILLIAM TELL
valb3322:WAS SOME GUY
valb3322:THAT DID SOME THING
valb3322:THAT WAS PROBABLY IMPORTANT
valb3322:BUT MEH
valb3322:I DON'T KNOW
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:william tell overture
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:OWNED
valb3322:MAYBE APPLES
valb3322:WITH APPLES
valb3322:SOMETHING WITH APPLES
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:who's gonna who's gonna win this game
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:all that
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:yeah
valb3322:NO NO NO
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:i know.
valb3322:THAT'S NOT THE WORDS
valb3322:LOSER
valb3322:WE ARE ALL LOSERS
valb3322:AT THE GAME OF LIFE
valb3322:WE ARE MORTALS
valb3322:FINITE IN OUR BEING
valb3322:IN OUR EXISTENCE
valb3322:IN OUR MENTAL CAPABILITIES
valb3322:IN OUR EMOTIONS
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:STOP
valb3322:IN OUR EMPATHY
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:DONT STOP BELIEVING
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:I WANT TO RUIN
valb3322:IN OUR ABILITY TO UNDERSTAND ONE ANOTHER
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:YOU TEXT
valb3322:TO GET INSIDE EACHOTHERS THOUGHTS
valb3322:BRAINS
valb3322:LIVES
valb3322:WE CANNOT FULLY UNDERSTAND ONE ANOTHER
valb3322:AND NO AMOUNT OF TRYING OR CARING CAN CHANGE THAT
valb3322:WE CAN DO NOTHING
valb3322:WE WILL ALWAYS MISIMAGINE
valb3322:SIMPLIFY
valb3322:GENERALIZE
valb3322:AND THAT SUCKS
valb3322:BUT IT'S TRUE
valb3322:AND IT WON'T CHANGE
valb3322:BUT WE CAN AT THE VERY LEAST,
valb3322:RECOGNIZE THAT
valb3322:AND NOT BE FULLY IGNORANT
valb3322:TO THAT FACT
valb3322:WE CAN AT LEAST ACKNOWLEDGE
valb3322:THAT WE CAN'T UNDERSTAND EACHOTHER
valb3322:AND THAT MAKES IT BETTER, I THINK
valb3322:IN A VERY SMALL WAY
valb3322:BUT IT'S THE BEST THAT WE CAN DO
valb3322:OR HOPE TO DO
valb3322:OR STRIVE TO DO
valb3322:FOREVER AND EVER
valb3322:AMEN.
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:ahoy there
valb3322:DON'T YOU 'AHOY THERE' ME
valb3322:I KNOW YOUR TRICKS
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:D:
valb3322:I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR PLEASANTRIES
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:ive been caught
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:*dies*
valb3322:GOOD
valb3322:GOOD RIDDANCE
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:i thought it was good riddens
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:lol..
valb3322:WHAT THE HECK IS A RIDDENS?
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:IDK
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:whats a riddane
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:riddane
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:riddance
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:ghjknzhkidkgh\
valb3322:A DELIVERANCE OR REMOVAL FROM SOMETHING UNWANTED OR UNDESIRABLE
DeAtHtOmOnGoOsE:duh
valb3322:NO I DID NOT JUST GOOGLE THAT

Friday, December 19, 2008

I have a lot of things to say

about beauty.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

If Threadless doesn't print these, I will be very distraught and angry and etc.

Burning Bush - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
Thumbnail has nothing to do with the design. I LOVE the blue. Wantwantwant.

Abe - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
The most hardcore thing I have ever seen.

You need this more than me. - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
The expression on the cat's face is so adorably desperate and depressed.

Pancakes Mountain - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
Mmmmm.

kitty - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
The simplicity of this is so freaking beautiful. I want a print.

STOP the fish! - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
Heheheh.

Zombie Nation - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
Color scheme is awesome and intense.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Yay for stuff!

I bought a shirt from threadless the other day. I think it's wonderful. It has spoilers for movies and such on it. It actually ruined two movies I was planning on seeing.

They're having a massive sale right now in which a ton of shirts are only $5, 10, or 15. The designs are beautiful and clever and hilarious. I love that site so freaking much. And I got the shirt three days after I ordered it. Also, it's of a really good quality. I think I'm going to be buying many, many more shirts from them.

And if you want to go there and buy stuff, do it through this link. Please? I get nice things when you do. No? Fine. I hate you.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Surveys are nice in that they don't require "creativeness" or "thinking."

I have stolen this from John Green.

1. What's your name?
Valerie. I think it's a good name.

2. What is your favorite thing to wear?
Jeans and a t-shirt. I do not care about fashion.

3. Last thing you ate?
Barbecue chicken pizza.

4. One place you will NEVER eat at?
I can't think of any place so detestable that I'd never eat there without having some kind of prior horrible experience. I don't think I'll ever get to eat at Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles, which is a shame because, aside from Rhett and Link's song about the place, the concept of those two foods together is pretty fascinating.

5. I say Shotgun, you say:
There are no exceptions for someone with a 'concussion.'

6. Last person you hugged?
I can't remember.

7. Does anyone you know wanna date you?
Nope.

8. Would you date anyone you met online?
Yep. Not anyone, but someone, yeah.

9. Name something you like physically about yourself:
I am tall enough.

10. The last place you went out to dinner to?
I don't remember the name of the restaurant, but their artichoke dip was good.

11. Who is your best friend?
Do not have one.

12. What time of the day is it?
9:23AM

13. Who/What made you angry today?
Nothing yet. I am slightly annoyed at this child's choice of movie, as she's picked it the last fifty billion times she's had the opportunity. I mean, I like talking cats and all, and Michael J. Fox is lovely, but...DO NOT WANT.

14. Baseball or Football?
I don't care about either. But I think baseball is more fun to watch.

15. Ever gone skinny dipping?
Nooooope.

16. Favorite type of Food?
Mexican.

17. Favorite holiday:
New Years, I guess. Just because we usually go bowling with extended family and there's normally snow. I like snow.

18. Do you download music:
Not very often. I normally borrow CDs from the library and copy them. Which is just as much illegal, if that's what the question was after. Also, I do not like that we've switched to colons all of a sudden. I like continuity.

19. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Yes. I do not wear socks whilst I sleep either. Unless it is extremely cold.

20. Opinion of Chinese symbol tattoos?
I agree with Dr. House: "Nonconformity. Right. I can't remember the last time I saw a twenty something kid with a tattoo of an Asian letter on his wrist. You are one wicked free thinker! You want to be a rebel, stop being cool. Wear a pocket protector like he does, and get a hair cut. Like the Asian kids that don't leave the library for a twenty hours stretch. They're the ones that don't care what you think."

21. Would you date the person who posted this?
If he wasn't married, and if he were ten or eleven or twelve years younger, and if he knew who I was, yeah.

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
They were playing a song for me to hear, and I was the only one in the room, so yes. It was really wonderful.

23. Do you love anyone?
Of course.

24. Are colored contact lenses sexy?
Not at all.

25. Have you ever bungee jumped?
Haha. No. I don't trust rubber or plastic or whatever those things are made of. No sir.

26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting?
No, but it sounds fun and terrifying.

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you
No.

28. How many pets do you have?
None. I used to have fish I won from a carnival when I was 4. I named them Tunzo and Dunzo. Then, when I was 10, I renamed them Carrot and Snowflake because I thought Tunzo and Dunzo were stupid names. Which they are not. I also had two hermit crabs which I was terrified of and which I never touched and which died before they ever changed shells which I thought was a rip off.

29. Have you met a real redneck?
Heh. Like they're a dying breed or something? Yeah.

30. How is the weather right now?
Below freezing. And! And! And! IT'S SNOWING.

31. What are you listening to right now?
Talking cats and dogs and the dryer. This makes me want to listen to something else. So I am going to turn on Pandora. Okay. Now I hear "Tippecanoe and Tyler Too" by They Might Be Giants. This is much better.

32. What is your current favorite song?
"Alpha Rats Nest," by The Mountain Goats

33. What was the last movie you watched?
Sunset Boulevard. It was for a film class. I kept falling asleep. But this was because I was lying in bed, and also because it was night.

34. Do you wear contacts?
No.

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
My uncle/aunt/cousins' house where I ate a lot of mashed potatoes.

36. What are you afraid of?
Being singled out.

37. How many piercings have you had?
None. They scare me.

38. What piercings do you want?
None.

39. What's one thing you've learned this year?
That John Darnielle looks nothing like how he sounds. I mean seriously. That blew me away.

40. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
I have never been inside a Starbucks, and even though I really want to, I do not like coffee.

41. What Magazines are you reading?
Wired, mental_floss, Reader's Digest.

42. Have you ever fired a gun:
No. I used to have a cap gun. I still have a roll of caps in my bedroom somewhere. And some firecrackers and those little white things that pop when they're thrown at the ground. That's probably not all that safe. Oh well.

43. Are you missing someone?
Yeah. The people I spent the last thirteen years of my life with.

44. Favorite TV show?
The Office.

45. Do you have an obession with WoW?
No. I don't have an obsession either, but I think that is what you meant, survey.

46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?
No.

47. What celeb do you look like?
According to various sites, three year old me looks like Emma Watson, Lea Thompson, and Shakira.

48. Who would you like to see right now?
Daxflame. He's fascinating.

49. Favorite movie of all time?
Either Back to the Future or One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest which are two very different movies.

50. Do you find yourself loved?
It would be very sad if I didn't.

51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't suppose to?
Yes.

52. Favorite smell?
Burning firewood. Or fresh coffee, even though I despise it. It reminds me of the best parts of the best times with my friends.

53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn?
I don't like popcorn unless it has cheese or caramel on it to the degree that it's more so the cheese/caramel that I'm eating.

54. What's something that really bugs you?
Self-absorbedness. Vapidity. When people ask something and don't bother listening to the answer.

55. Do you like Michael Jackson?
No. He creeps me out.

56. Taco Bell or Burger King?
Taco Bell. I love them. In spite of the fact that the last three times I've been there they've screwed up mah food.

57. What's your favorite perfume?
I do not know.

58. Favorite baseball team?
I do not care.

59. Ever call a 1-900 phone number?
No.

60. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep?
About 35 hours.

61. Last time you went bowling?
January.

62. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
In the backseat of a truck next to TJ and Josh whilst going to Tennessee.

63. Who was your last phone call?
Grandma. But she wasn't there when I answered.

64. Last time you were at work?
Work as in what? I have never had a "job" job. Except ChaCha, I guess. But they made me angry, so I haven't done anything for them in months.

65. What's the closest orange object to you?
Meredith's hair on the cover of s4 of The Office. But that's more red than orange. Too bad.