things that are pleasurable for a finite amount of time and then make you feel bad

a list (these are not all from personal, firsthand experiences but some are and some i am feeling the effects of this very moment)

• chinese food
• weed
• twilight
• killing someone
• making fun of nerdfighter secrets
• drinking
• smacking maddie in the face
• cookie dough ice cream debate
• memes
• sleeping for a day
• emotional breakdown on twitter
• letting your dog drive the car
• listening to hindsight is 20/20 for 2 hrs on repeat
• busting loose
• amusement park water ride
• skipping drawing class (no mom this is a sometimes hypothetical not from experience list)
• watching the next food network star
• chewing on a silly band
• taking all the clothes out of your dresser
• walking to the post office in 95 degree weather and wearing 2 shirts
• kick a ababy@