Go ahead! Ding-dong! Oh, who could that be? Clunk clunk clunk clunk clunk. Ohoho! Hey! How adorable!

Today (technically yesterday, by like 45 minutes) is/was Rivers Cuomo's birthday. Whoah. But he's not turning 49; he's 38. Wheee. I LOVE comedycentral.com right now. They've got full episodes of The Daily Show and Colbert Report in pretty darn good quality fullscreen-able video! I'll be watching every episode now, hopefully. The way they had it before with the clips and switching between them was too much work. But this is awesome. And Steve Carell's going to be on The Daily Show!! Wednesday! Yeeeeeeaaaayyy! EPICness fo sho. Do Jon and Stephen do tosses on Wednesdays? I hope so. Or, even better, if Steve were on TCR. Because I wanna see Even Stephven reuniting into a team. An unstoppable team that competed against other teams. They were the best. Proof: