Frosty the Snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose,
and two eyes made out of Hugh Laurie.

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This made me laugh uncontrollably, for some reason.

Whee.

I died in the Dungeon of Valerie2776

I was killed in a cramped hall by Ukrazy the gelatinous cube, whilst carrying...

a Figurine of Turntap2, the Wand of Long Pants, the Axe of Iownyouboth, the Sword of Trogdor, the Sceptre of Not Factoring Polynomials, the Dagger of the Pink Album and 4 gold pieces.

Score: 39

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These are fun. I didn't know that jello was so mean. EDIT: Yay! I...won?

I escaped from the Dungeon of Valerie2776!

I killed Shandy789 the nymph and Ukrazy the gelatinous cube.

I looted the Sceptre of Not Factoring Polynomials, the Axe of Iownyouboth, the Wand of Long Pants, the Dagger of the Pink Album, the Sword of Trogdor, the Armour of Pom Pom, a Figurine of Turntap2, the Axe of Here Come the Abcs and 23 gold pieces.

Score: 98

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I was stuck in two rooms. One with bones are scattered in the shape of Flansburgh. o.O

John Linnell? Where we're going we don't need John Linnell.

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Hugh Laurie, for lack of a better word, is good.

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Yessir. I have nothing to do. I got the first half of the second season of the Office from the library yesterday, and I've pretty much watched all of it. The Dundy Awards one is my favorite, I think. Or the Christmas Party. Um... Craig Ferguson is funny.

Why does not one single user have John Sidney Linnell or John Conant Flansburgh in their interests? This is odd to me.

Survey

1. Where is your cell phone?: livingroom 2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? no 3. Your hair?: messy 4. Your father?: work 5. Your mother?: daycare 6. Your favorite item?: computer 7. Your dream last night?: canoe 8. Your favorite drink?: milk 9. Your dream car? DeLorean 10. The room you are in?: computer 12. Your fear?: inadequacy 13. What do you want to be in 10 years?: alive 14. Who did you hang out with last night?: myself 15. What you're not?: hungry 16. Muffins?: YES! 17: One of your wish list items?: iPod 18: Time?: 2:21 19. Last thing you did? muffin 20. What are you wearing?: pajamas 23. The last thing you ate?: muffin 24. Your life?: quiet 25. Your mood?: bored-ish 26. Your friends: awesome 27. What are you thinking about right now? library 28. Your candy?: jolly 29. What are you doing at the moment?: typing 30. Your summer? over 31. Your relationship status?: single I'm going to get a shot to prevent some disease soon. I kinda like shots. People think it's strange that I enjoy going to the dentists and getting blood drawn and stuff like that. I don't understand why people have such hugh fears about those type of things. Hehe. Huge.

A long survey that I think you'll find most intersting.

50 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone. 1. What's your name spelled backwards? Eirelav. 2. What did you do last night? Played DDR and stuff with my cousins. 3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer? I'm downloading the episode of SNL that Hugh Laurie hosted right now off iTunes. 640 MB takes a long time. 4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery? No. 5. Last time you swam in a pool? A long long time ago. Sometime during last summer. 6. What are you wearing? The Cheat shirt I got for Christmas and windpants or whatever they're called. 7. How many cars have you owned? None. 8. Type of music you dislike most? Country and rap. 9. Are you registered to vote? No. 10. Do you have cable? No. 11. What kind of computer do you use? Compaq Windows XP 12. Ever made a prank phone call? I've listened as someone else has. 13. You like anyone right now? No. 14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Prolly not. Def not skydiving. 15. Furthest place you ever traveled? Niagra Falls. 16. Do you have a garden? No, but one time I tried to grow watermelons, but I planted them too late in the year so they only grew to be like 6 inches across then started to rot. 17. What's your favorite comic strip? Calvin and Hobbes! 18. Do you know all the words to the national anthem? Yes. 19. Shower, morning or night? Night. 20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? Uh...I can't remember. Oh! Wordplay. It's a documentary on crosswords. I'm a geek. 21. Favorite pizza toppings? Pepperoni. 22. Chips or popcorn? Chips. I don't like popcorn all that much. Except if it has cheese or caramel or white chocolate on it. 23. What cell phone provider do you have? Stupid Virgin Mobile. 24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? No. 25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? No. But some girl from Little Miss Sunshine was on Leno the other day and she was talking about dogs, I think. 26. Orange Juice or apple? Apple. Pulp is gross. 27. Who were the last people you sat at lunch with? My family. At school, my class. 28. Favorite chocolate bar? Butterfinger. 29. Who is your longest friend and how long? My cousin. Does that count? Since she was born. 30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Never willingly. I don't like tomatoes. 31. Have you ever won a trophy? Yes. From soccer. But every person on ever team got one. 32.Favorite artist? They Might Be Giants 33. Favorite computer game? I used to be obsessed with Roller Coaster Tycoon. Now, I don't know. 34. Ever ordered from an infomercial? No. But I love watching them. Ronco knives and the Magic Bullet and all manners of vacuum cleaners. 35. Sprite or 7-UP? I like both. 36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work? Not that I can think of. 37. Last thing you bought at Walmart? Christmas presents on Thursday. A CD and coffee/hot chocolate/banana bread mix/blueberry muffin mix and two pairs of slippers and soap-type stuff. 38. Ever thrown up in public? A long time ago. I haven't puked in like 7 years. Yay. XD 39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love? True love, I guess. 40. Do you believe in love at first sight? No. 41.Can x's just be friends? Yes. 42. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? Probably someone from church. Haven't been to one in a while. 43. Did you have long hair as a young kid? Not especially. 44. What message is on your voicemail machine? My sister imitating the library saying that something I requested's in. Twice, for some reason. 45. Where would you like to go right now? Nowhere. I like solitude. 46. What was the name of your first pet? Tunzo and Dunzo. Fish I won at a carnival when I was four. When I was 9 or 10, I changed their names to Carrot and Snowflake because I thought their names were dumb. Those two fish lived for forever. 47. What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it? Green and black and silver; it's Adidas. Books and an issue of Videomaker for Bob. 48. Last incoming/outgoing call on your phone? My grandma saying that we left a bottle of ketchup at her house. 49. What is one thing you are grateful for today? The internet. 50. What do you think about most? My thoughts. Yesterday was fun. Abby and Jess got DDR for Christmas. I love that game. We played it for a good portion of the time we were there; everyone was amazed at how good I was. Hah. (I get mostly A's and B's on basic) Their two puppies are so cute! They peed on their nice white-ish living room carpet though. I ate this cheese that was set out on a platter with crackers and pepperoni. It was horseradish. I don't know how anyone could possibly like that. The taste wouldn't go away for a long time. XD I'ma updating my DA now. http://www.valerie2776.deviantart.com

Christmas is today

I got a TMBG shirt. It's kinda scary. And from their 1990 tour. I like it though. But I don't think I'll be wearing it out in... public. I got a The Cheat shirt too; it's the same as my sweatshirt, only it's a t-shirt. And it's blue. And I got an iTunes gift card and some Lightscribe CDs and a cell phone car charger and tons of socks. I'm going over to my cousin's house in the afternoon. Jess got a video iPod! That she needs me to help her put songs/video on. When I'm done with it, it'll be all They-ified. And Abby/Jess got puppies! Two West Highland terriers. Ben and Jerry. Yay, dogs! Their dog Archie got hit by a car about a month ago, when he ws only a year or two old. It was sad. He was a Westie too. On Saturday We all went to my grandma's house for gifts/family stuff. We got there at about 3, but we didn't open anything till Sarah got off work, which was 9:30. We ate, played card games, made crossword puzzles, and did fun stuff. Like when we were watching some variety show-ish Christmas special and Cassie imitated the dances and we all tried to sing along to songs we'd never heard before. Pertunia lives still. She is come back to life in the form of a grape. Pertunia Jr. She died about 10 seconds after we named her though. She was eaten. Cassie was dropping grapes in her glass of pop; they'd sink down to the bottom and slowly float back up to the top, then go down again. Sunday Me and my family went to church. It was really cool, just singing and people coming up and reading sections of verses about Christmas. And three of the Arnold girls played a bunch of really awesome music on their violins/violas (maybe)/cellos. And their little brother Danny played his trumpet. They are a hughly musical family. No. Hugely. Gosh, I do that so much. We went to my school's church later for their Chrsitmas Eve service. Steph/Steve/Josh/Matt sang a song. It was cool.

I'm hyper... Too much candy... Bigger entry on the weekend on Monday.... WHICH IS CHRISTMAS!

Wordplay

That movie is neat. Jon Stewart + TMBG song fragment + guy with a Trogdor shirt + puzzle-y things = GOOD This one guy who was 20 and who the documentary people followed to the national competition thing had a Trogdor shirt on like the whole time. ...both years he was in the finals. I guess either he really doesn't have many shirts or it's his lucky one. The Areas of My Expertise is free on iTunes! w00t! It's only in 32-bit mono. But I don't care! Yay! I just bought all my Christmas presents yesterday. I am such a procrastinator. The Christmas ep of The Office was on last night, and I taped it. "Angela's party will have double-fudge brownies. But it will also have Angela. Double fudge...Angela. Double fudge....Angela

On the twelfth day of Christmas, valerie2776 sent to me...

Twelve bubs drumming

Eleven accordions piping

Ten cowlicks a-leaping

Nine things dancing

Eight messageboards a-milking

Seven books a-swimming

Six glowsticks a-drawing

Five chi-i-i-icken foldovers

Four weird things

Three long pants

Two pig products

...and a cinnamon in a cherry pie.

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I'm bored.

SUBJECT'D!

20 Questions game thing: "I am guessing that it is Santa Claus?" Me: Wrong 20 Questions thing: "I am guessing that it is John Flansburgh?" Me: Right That game is hilarious. www.20q.net I was watching this thing about St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital, and it says how you can get a kid's story in the mail every month if you donate to them, and one of the kid's names was Allyson Cameron. Like from House. Then I was watching a Safe Auto commercial, where some guy's got this huge speaker on his desk playing the theme song, and his nameplate on his desk says Michael Scott. Like from the Office. I was observant today. Yay! Homecoming games were tonight. Girls lost, guys won. AND SAM DUNKED AND I DIDN'T SEE IT. I was buying some of that tea stuff. Ah well, I can see it in High Definition Monday. Bob taped the game(s). And the Homecoming ceremony thingymabobber. Sam's king! And Stephanie's queen! Hehe. Jeremy was one of the senior representatives, and he had a white suit on with converses. And when he was at the end of the runway with Bethanne, while someone was still saying stuff about him, he pulled this gold watch on a chain out of his suit. Jeremy's awesome.

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My head.. it hurts. I got kneed in the forehead in gym class today; it's swelled up pretty big and is all nasty looking. Mrs. Warkentien was worried I have a concussion, so the office called my mom and I opted to leave at lunch. So I can finish reading my book report that's due tomorrow. XD We were playing this game in which there were two teams- one on each side of the gym, and beeanbags in the middle. Deanna gave everybody a number, and then she'd call out a number or two and whoever had the numbers would run to the middle and get as many of them as they could. So Katelynn and I ran and Emily and Crhissy did from the other side. I got there before Emily did and was picking the things up and her knee went into my head-- a little bit above my left eye. Um... I guess that's all. I'm watching videos of Mr. Miller doing the ever awesome Istanbul Intro. Bob's bringing his Wii to school tomorrow so we can play with it in video class because we'll be the only ones there- the choir/handbells people are going to sing/play somewhere. Bye. Ooh. House's on tonight.

I'm sick

I didn't go to school today. There should have been a snow day yesterday. On the way to school, we see people outside cars on the side of the road- one was down in a ditch. My mom, jokingly, wondered if it was anyone we knew; we could give them a ride. As we drive by, I say "Hey! It's Steve! And his brother! ... and Deanna!" Yeah. Then, near the driveway to pull into school, we see Josh and his mom standing outside their car which was also in a ditch. Nobody got hurt, so it was funny. I want to go outsiiide! Dumb cold. My cold, not the temperature.

The operating video thing's pretty much done. Bob's just gotta add in sound effects, do the end credits, and get a close up of the body. It is really wonderful. I'm leavin' to go to church soon. No youth group--there's a dress rehearsal of the Christmas Musicale. I just found out about two days ago that P. G. Wodehouse's name isn't pronounced WODE-house, how it looks. It's WOOD-house. The wrong pronunciation's so ingrained in my brain... I think I'm gonna accidentally say it wrong a bunch of times when I give my oral book report on him next week. It's weird. I'm gonna show a clip from Jeeves and Wooster with my report too--we have to have some kind of "prop." I tried to think of a scene that was more direct dialog from a story rather than something that was added for tv, cause, well, that just makes sense. I'm probably going to use the A, B, Caesar thing from Bridegroom Wanted. That's one of my favorite bits. Hah. Bits. I've been watching too much British tv. EDIT: I didn't go to church. *sigh* I wanted too. Ah well.

From my Myspace blog... Poor LiveJournal's not working. Um... I got the first season of A Bit of Fry and Laurie from the library. Finally! It is very much awesome. I love British comedy. "Overly elaborate puns that may take you days to work out with very little payoff." Algebra is not fun. Not at all. I don't even remember the name of what we're doing right now, but I do remember that I hate it. I'm gonna steal this entry for my lj when it starts working again. I think I'm going to be a wolf or something like that for animal day. Hehe..I can use Mrs. Clark's furry gloves and just wear black clothes. I have the Jeeves and Wooster theme song stuck in my head, which reminds me that I should probably read some more of my book report book. Either that, or to go watch more of A Bit of Fry and Laurie. Yeah. I think I'm going to do the second one.

I love Lipton Green Tea. With citrus. It may possibly be the best thing ever.