We had some Ruby Tuesday guacamole and then we bought two ukuleles, guacamole ukulele song.

Stolen from JOHN GREEN. 37 Odd Things About Me 1. Do you like blue cheese? I think this is one of those foods that I tried once when I was five and have such horrible residual feelings for that I've never eaten it since. 2. Have you ever smoked? No. Nonononono. Heck no. 3. Do you own a gun? No. 4. What flavor Kool Aid was your favorite? Don't like Kool Aid. But I like John's answer: Does Kool-Aid come in flavors? I thought it only came in colors. Red. 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Yeah, but just because they're really rare occurrences. I hardly ever go to the doctor. But I love the dentist and the orthodontist. Tis fun to go there. 6. What do you think of hot dogs? I like them. But I only eat them with ketchup and American cheese. I think they are a ticket on the express train to profound gastrointestinal distress. Haha. I'm going to end up leaving half of John's answers on here. They're so great. I love that guy. 7. Favorite Christmas movie? Christmas movies in general are pretty horrible. But I adore Elf. 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Usually milk. Skim milk. 9. Can you do push ups? I don't think so. 10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? The only things I wear are my class ring and another silver-ish ring that the Jostens guy gave everybody with their ring orders. It's horribly disfigured and definitely not a circle. 11. Favorite hobby? I don't know the difference between interests and hobbies and activities. I like to burn things with magnifying glasses. That is very fun and fulfilling. 12. Do you have A.D.D.? No. I thought it said a PhD. In HORRIBLENESS. 13. Do you wear glasses/contacts? Yes, I have glasses. Um, sometimes I feel like this survey doesn't know me at all. 14. Middle name? Lynn. Oh great, and now the survey is trying to steal my identity. I'm onto you survey! Next you'll want to know my social security number and the name of my favorite childhood pet! O plz. John's middle name is Michael. Everybody knows that! In the about the author section of AAoK, he says his name anagrams to "rejig, ole henchman." No, I am not a stalker, neither am I obsessed. 15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment? What I am thinking, I can't think of anything that I am thinking, I smell vanilla. 16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Milk, water, and juice. 17. Current worry? Must revise English 161 paper. Was supposed to be due two weeks after teacher emailed it back with corrections, but he did that Tuesday, and the class is over Friday, so that's when it's due. Midnight on Friday. 18. Current hate right now? Analyzing stuff. I don't care want to think about the deeper meaning of the community of Nerdfighters and underlying characteristics and values and insight and significances and analyticalness. Which is what my essay is about. Malaria. What is your problem, malaria? Go away already. 19. Favorite place to be? Lakeside, Ohio. So beautiful and amazing and wonderful and mostly car-free. 20. How did you bring in the new year? At my aunt's house with a ton of my cousins, some of whom live in Kansas and I don't see very much. It was fun. We played Duck Hunt on NES. But it stopped working every five minutes which was enjoyable. 21. Where would you like to go? England. 22. Name three people who will complete this? No one. Well, definitely J. D. Salinger. Probably also noted meme-lover John McCain. And maybe my brother. 23. Do you own slippers? Yes. But I have never worn them. I don't even know where they are. 24. What shirt are you wearing? "3 on 3 and Final Four Bash March 31-April 1, 2006 FBC Youth Ministries" 25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? No. I had them once for about a month, and I always snagged my nails on them. And I hated the texture. Ick. 26. Can you whistle? I used to be able to, but ever since I got braces in 5th grade, I can't. I don't even have braces any more; I can only make feeble half-squeaks. 27. Favorite color? Jalapeno Jelly. I agree with John. I want a room in my future house to look like his office. With the square black bookcases and such. 28. Would you be a pirate? No. Pirates are gross and utterly unappealing. I really value my teeth, and I hate scurvy, and I'm also generally opposed to lawlessness, so I think probably not. I would be a ninja, though. 29. What songs do you sing in the shower? I don't really sing in the shower. I have been attempting to sing "On the Rise", but I don't know all the words, so I just mumble. 30. Favorite Girl's Name? Katelynn I suppose. I don't have any favorite girls name, but I like a bunch of guys names. Fletcher, Westin, Graham, Ryan, John, etc. A disproportionate amount of awesome people have the name Jo(h)n. Flansburgh, Linnell, Stewart, Hodgman, Lethem, Coulton, Green. 31. Favorite boy's name? I already said. Miles is a good name too. Miles. I already used all my favorite boy names in books. 32. What's in your pocket right now? Nothing. 33. Last thing that made you laugh? A really old post in that had a Jib Jab video in which Hank and John were doing some kind of hoedown, and Hank was the girl. 34. What vehicle do you drive? I hate driving. I hate cars. No thank you. 35. Worst injury you've ever had? I've never hurt myself really badly. Although one time I may have gotten a concussion from getting kneed in the eye socket really hard. I vehemently denied it at the time, but I think I was just so out of it that I didn't think there was anything wrong. 36. Do you love where you live? It's fine. I like the snow, when it stays snow and not slushy mud crap. 37. How many TVs do you have in your house? Two in the house and one in the garage. Oh, my God. I just counted them. THREE! THREE! That's terrible. (But one is only used for Wii.) That's a stupid question to end on. Alrighty. Bleh. I still haven't watched The Colbert Report. I should.